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Subject: !~*~!JOKES AND SMS!~*~!
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kashish8 3.04.09 - 11:04am
Share here sms and funny jokes with us to Make us laugh,
itz to0 simple jst copy the sms frm ur inbx and paste it in ur reply. Rulez are nthng, but ur joke should be decent. So lets start frndz. *
kashish8 3.04.09 - 11:05am
Pehli baar hamarey ghar woh aaee thi Faraz 
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amma boli...Jao baji key liye bottle ley aaO...!!! 
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kashish8 3.04.09 - 11:06am
~ Suna hy wo raato ko jaaga kerta hy FaraZ
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Usy kehna k subah kaam pe tera baap jayega kya? ~
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kashish8 3.04.09 - 11:08am
RNow Faraz in Waziristan..!
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Dagha Repeater zama fire da 32bor Faraz, 
Laka Dushman dagha ((DuZzz, DuZzz))) wala wai wai ! :) 
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kashish8 3.04.09 - 11:10am
Apne takhallus k copyrights kerwa le Faraz,
bacha bacha isay use kar raha hai Tissue papers 
ki tarah 
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kashish8 3.04.09 - 11:11am
Is Khouf Say Motor Cycle hi Baich di Faraz
Kahin Khud Ko na Baichna par jaye Petrol K liye..
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akashtin 3.04.09 - 12:35pm
pett dard lmao ... Kash ji *
don360 3.04.09 - 12:40pm
Lohe ko loha kaat sakta he,
Zeher ko zeher kaat sakta he
Tum plz apna khayal rakna,Tumko kutta kaat sakta he
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don360 3.04.09 - 12:42pm
WIFE: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho
SANTA: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho
WIFE: Me to maa banne wali hu
SANTA: Me bhi to baap banne wala hu! *
kashish8 3.04.09 - 12:44pm
don! Keep it up. *
kashish8 3.04.09 - 12:45pm
Akash! Ab apka numbr he, 
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akashtin 3.04.09 - 12:50pm
How to impress your Kaamwali bai...?
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Usme bhi interested ho!!..?
Kuch to Apna standard
rakho yaar..!!! *
kashish8 3.04.09 - 02:07pm itz funny, lekin kam wali bai kya insan ni hoti? *
kashish8 3.04.09 - 02:08pm
@Main tu yunhi tanha apni masti mai gungunata hoa jaraha tha FARAZ.
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=Us ne mujhe rok kr piyar se kaha..
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Chal Beta Mobile Nikaal ....!! *
mannu07 3.04.09 - 05:57pm
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon. *
mannu07 3.04.09 - 05:58pm
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.. *
akashtin 3.04.09 - 09:24pm mannu.. *
afzal.he 4.04.09 - 01:23am
Daali Daali nazar daali,ek ne dusre par,dusre ne teesre par,teesre ne jis daali par nazar daali wo daali saale maali ne kaat daali.. *
afzal.he 4.04.09 - 01:27am
Shahrukh khan ke ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai.Guess kaise?Kyunki usayHaule Haule Se Hawa Lagti Hai.. *
afzal.he 4.04.09 - 08:35am Ek bache ki yaaddasht bahot kamzor thi,ilaj ke liye doctor bulvaya,jab doctor medicine dekar chale gaye to thodi der baad ghanti baji puchha kaun?mulazim ne jawab diya''woh doctor sahab apna bag bhul gaye thay'' *
kashish8 4.04.09 - 03:05pm *
don360 6.04.09 - 02:56am
Bandariya boli : maa Mera Dulha kaun Hai? Plz Meri Shadi Kara Do
Maa boli: Dekh Tere Dulha SMS Padh Raha Hai. Agar Padh Ke Muskuraya To RISHTA Pakka.:-) *
mannu07 8.04.09 - 06:50pm
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey. *
mannu07 8.04.09 - 06:56pm
*sms* the most touching lines written by a friend to his best friend ever u miss me,never cry,,for a drop of tears in ur eye, is a day less in my life *
mannu07 8.04.09 - 06:59pm
Doctor's prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free. *
mannu07 8.04.09 - 07:00pm
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format your problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from memory! *
pavaish 8.04.09 - 07:05pm
Jis galise 2m gujro ku6 aisa kr~gujro ke ke ke ke ke?
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ke log kahe maro sale ko
ye fir~ayega *
hayekhan 10.04.09 - 10:40am
A man ask is the indicater warkin?
santa -: yes-no yes-no yes-no yes-no yes-no *
mannu07 10.04.09 - 05:49pm
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, apple saath laya hoon. *
mannu07 10.04.09 - 05:50pm
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli. *
mannu07 10.04.09 - 05:50pm
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain. *
mannu07 10.04.09 - 06:02pm
Something in your smiles speaks to me,
something in your voice sings to me,
Somethig in your eyes says to me,
that you are dearest to me. *
mannu07 10.04.09 - 06:07pm
Friendship is not about finding similarities, it is about respecting differences. You are not my friend coz you are like me, but because i accept you and respect you the way you are. *
mannu07 10.04.09 - 06:08pm
Some things are left undone, some words are left unsaid, some feelings are left unexpressed, but someone as sweet as you could never be left unmissed. *
mannu07 10.04.09 - 06:09pm
Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know. My riches do not lie in material wealth, but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God. *
mannu07 10.04.09 - 06:10pm
Always be Happy, always wear a smile;
Not because life is full of reasons to smile but because ur smile itself is a reason for many others to smile... *
don360 10.04.09 - 08:36pm
Passengr: Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rahete Ho?
Conductr: 24 Ghante!
Passenger: Wo Kaise?
Conductor-8 Ghante BUS Me Baki 16 Ghante BIWI ke BAS me *
don360 12.04.09 - 09:54am
Gum bech kar
Khushi kharid lenge,
Khwab bech kar
Hansi kharid lenge,
Hum to wo Sales Man he dost,
Jo chaddi bech kar gaddi kharid lenge.. *
hayekhan 17.04.09 - 03:06pm
Suddenly Sardarji jump on railway trac
Man-Sardarg marjaoge.
Sardar-marega to tu suna nahi train platformpar arahi hai *
hayekhan 20.04.09 - 02:05pm
Bhejkar SMS dil se yad kia.Firna kehna aapko bhula dia.Ab na koi bahana hoga.Dekhkar SMS humara aapko muskurana hi hoga. *
kashish8 20.04.09 - 03:52pm haye ji. 
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kashish8 20.04.09 - 03:52pm
don. *
hayekhan 21.04.09 - 12:38pm
Namshkar! ye humari madhyrati MSM seva hai.Ismai hum sotihui atmaon ko jagate hai aur unke jagne par hum khud sojate hai *
hayekhan 24.04.09 - 03:51am
Ek pyarisi surat...Ek maasum sa chehar...Thodi sharart...Thodi mohabat...Thoda maza...Jis ki pyari hur adaa...Uska SMS padhane ka. .Shukriya Shukriya Shukriya *
pavaish 24.04.09 - 05:58am
ye thik hai pavi. *
don360 3.12.09 - 02:14am
Pavi tea akele akele ghade mujhe nai dega *
don360 3.12.09 - 02:16am
Duniya me rah ke sapno me kho jao..kisi ko apna bana lo ya kisi ka ho jao,.agar khuchh .v. Nahi hai to DONT WORRY..chader ,takiya lo our so jao *
don360 3.12.09 - 02:17am
Gam ka Shikva Kabhi N Kiya,
Gam to Cheez hi Aisi Hai,
Tum Khush Raho Hamaara Kya,
Hamaari to Takdeer hi Aisi Hai.
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