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Subject: JOKES
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mannu07 6.10.08 - 08:08pm
Jokez jokez jokez. . . . . . . . . . Jokez jokez . . jokez . . . . Nd jokez . . . . *
akashtin 8.10.08 - 04:30pm
mannu *
mannu07 8.10.08 - 04:56pm akkki. . .yo *
bdmaash 8.10.08 - 07:14pm
ek sardaar scientist tha *
qt_poizn 9.10.08 - 05:45am
ye jokez ki rum hai kya ? Y am i nt laufing lol *
mannu07 9.10.08 - 06:08am
Sowi for diz. . Inconvience. .qt. . group abi naya hai. . Jaldi isme jokz dale jayenge by our mod. . Thnk u *
qt_poizn 9.10.08 - 01:30pm
teacher-agar apna character sudarna hai to sub ladiez ko MAA kaha karo STUDENT-madam isse mera character to theek rahega par mere BAA ka bigad jayega ! Lol hav fun mannu *
mannu07 9.10.08 - 03:40pm
Haha. . Nyc joke qt *
akashtin 9.10.08 - 06:02pm qt ji.... *
mannu07 10.10.08 - 07:59pm
*Pappu n pinky* Pappu pinky ko pasand karta hai .. Aur pinki papu k bhai ko... jab k papu k bhai ko pinki ki behan achi lagti hai aur pinki ki behan ko papu pasand karti hai .. Halan k papu pehle hi pinki ko chahta hai hmmm Ab jab k pinko ko papu acha nai lagta aur papu ka bhai pinki k liye razi nai hai aur papu pinki ki behan se pyar nai karta jab k pinki ki behan ko papu ka bhai acha nai lagta . 
to ye unka personal problem hai ... Dn interfere *
mannu07 10.10.08 - 08:17pm
Teacher: Ankur, give me a sentence starting with I.
Ankur: I is ...
Teacher (interrupting): No, Ankur. Always say I am.
Ankur: All right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. *
mannu07 10.10.08 - 08:33pm
.Teacher: Aman, how can anyone make so many mistakes in one day?
Aman: I get up early.[ *
mannu07 10.10.08 - 08:34pm
Santa and Banta were walking along a path in a park. Then Santa turns to Banta and says, Poor thing look at the dog with one eye.
Then Banta covers one of his eyes and says where? 
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mannu07 10.10.08 - 08:42pm
Aye Mamu : Chand to raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya?
Ladki : Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada........:D :D
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mannu07 10.10.08 - 08:44pm
Santa oye yaar///kya baat hai Bantaji aaj new scooty par
Banta///ha yaar kal mujhe ek ladki ne gift me di,
Santa///ladki ne....,Banta///ha kal deir raat ek ladki mujhe apni scooty par bahoot door le gayi aur boli jo chahe lelo maine scooty mang li, kapde to mere paas bahot hai.:D :D
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mannu07 10.10.08 - 08:45pm
:( :( Sardarji Hai Bhagwaan tu mujhe 100 rupay dega to usme se 50 rupay tujh par chadhaunga.
Kuch deir baad use 50 rupay milte hai wo kehta hai,
kya Bhagwaan mujhpe itna bhi bharosa nahi pehle hi kaant liye.:((----
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mannu07 10.10.08 - 08:46pm
:D A man before marriage i like Airtel Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan:D
:D After marriage he's like Hutch... Where r u go our network follows.:D
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mannu07 10.10.08 - 08:48pm
Dr. Munna Bhai Starts his practice,he chcked fast patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finally said Bole to torch theek hai.......:D :D
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mannu07 10.10.08 - 08:50pm
:) Sardaar ji ke bagiche me bahut pedh the,Sardaar ji ne naukar se bola pedho ko pani dal,naukar bola sahib barish ho rahi hai,Sardaar ji, abe budhu chhatri pakadke daal na...................................:)
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mannu07 10.10.08 - 08:51pm
:D Munna Bhai Abay Sirkit,
Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Sirkit par Bhai aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna Bhai Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai.:D :D
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mannu07 10.10.08 - 08:52pm
Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
husband- bcoz mein itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:
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mannu07 10.10.08 - 08:54pm
:D Wife Raat ko aap peeke,
gutter mein gir gaye the,
Husband Kya bataoon darling,
ye sub galat sangati ka asar hai,
hum chaar dost...
ek bottle,
aur wo teeno kambhakt,
peeten nahin.:D
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mannu07 10.10.08 - 08:55pm
:) Sardar jii to Girl i want to marry you,Girl but I am one year elder to u,
Sardar jii, no Problem, then I will marry u next year.:)
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bdmaash 11.10.08 - 02:36am
ek baar ki baat hai mannu colege me ghoom raha tha..
idar udar ladkiyo pe line maar raha tha
...bda shetani kar raha rha...
achanak..use waha...monica dikhi..
..bas ..mannu ko usse pyar o gaya
...mannu ne usko seedha bol diya...
..kya tum mujse shaadi karogi..??..jawab mila...
..tammej se baat karo...
..mannu...ne fir tamej se poocha..bhenji...kya aap mujse shaadi karogi....
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akashtin 11.10.08 - 04:46am nttr *
mannu07 11.10.08 - 09:47pm
tujhe kaise pata chala k mere college me monika hai?? he he bdmaaash .....but mene aisa kuch nai kiya 
.... yo yo!!!!!! *
palki16 12.10.08 - 12:44pm
EMPLOYEE:- May i come in sir
BOSS:- Wait plz
EMPLOYEE:- 45 kg sir *
palki16 12.10.08 - 12:54pm
Ek din KHAN SHAAB naha rahe the usi waqt unke darwaje pe kisine knock kiya.KHAN SHAAB darwaja kholne gaye... KHAN SHAAB ko dekh kar us aadmi ne kaha kya KHAN SHAAB ap aise he chale aaye.KHAN Shaab ander gaye aur CHAPPAL..pehenke aaye..
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mannu07 12.10.08 - 06:14pmpalki *
tariqali 28.11.08 - 12:43pm
Ek aadmi paidal ja raha tha......ki uska ek dost mil gaya
kahan ja rahe ho
ghr ja raha hu
tmhara ghar to kafi dur hai, tum bas kyn nai le lete ?
ghar me bas rakhne ke jagah nai hai wo bola...! *
00moon7y 28.11.08 - 02:46pm
Ek samay do bahut aachy
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dost rahty thay,
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piyush and tariq...!
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lekin ek din piyush mar gaya
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aur 
investigate karne
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aya,
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POLICE:: tumara dost kaise
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mar gaya..!
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TARIQ:: *pata nahi sahab*
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ussne bola mere pet main
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chuha daur raha hain ,
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usko main chuha mar ne
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ka dawai d diya,,!
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royal23 1.01.09 - 07:56am
Jisko dekho
2din
4din
1hfte pehle bazi marne pe tula hua hai
ye lo ji
Happy New Year 2011
Dekhi Meri Yari 2saal 1din Pehle Bazi mari *
hayekhan 20.04.09 - 03:01pm
Why are Epyption children always confuse.
Because
After death they are daddy becomes a mummy. *
hayekhan 21.04.09 - 01:02pm
One boy looks a girl & say..
Lafz tere Geet mere Gazal koi sunau kya?
Girl -: Hat mere gal tere kan ke niche bajau kya *
